Overview

...Humanity...

This is a fine mess you've gotten yourselves into, eh?

With all your self-endowed Superior Intellect, your Dominion over Nature, your Technology, and all the trappings of Civilization, you just can't stop breeding...even when it's obvious that you are overdoing the procreation thing.

I hope it was fun.

Because, no matter how much bleating you do, no matter how many foolish attempts you make to undo your excesses, no matter how much you train your children to deal with the clean-up of your mess...there are just too many of you to maintain the lifestyle to which you have become accustomed, or have hopes of achieving.

Not only has your defiance of Nature failed to produce the desired long term result, the most Natural act still in your repertoire is going to be your downfall.

Ain't that a kick in the cajones?

But, thanks to the over procreation, there are enough of you that some...likely the most primitive...will surely survive, and begin the process all over again.

So, unless you are more concerned with your own personal existence than with survival of the species, it shouldn't be that much of a problem.

Now...whatchagonnado?

'Cause it's all on you.
 
 

...Don'tcha think?...



Let's cut directly to the chase.

You've over procreated yourselves into quite a mess.

Civilization has defied the Law of the Jungle, providing a survival system for those who would not have made it in olden times, enabling billions of Humans to currently co-exist on Earth.

To a large extent, this resounding success stems from Mankind's relentless quest for Dominion over Nature.

As Civilization progressed, Nature, with its Law of the Jungle ways, became the enemy of Humanity.

On the other hand, that same ol' Devil, Nature, brings Humans together when faced with a common enemy...even if the enemy is Nature.

Every victory in the War Against Nature results in more and more surviving Humans...up to a point.

During the recent half millennium...one generation...you have eliminated countless threats to your survival.

Add that to all the successes of previous generations, and you're at six billion plus, and counting.

Not to mention that you now have the one thing that has kept you apart...a Globally Ubiquitous means of communication.

The World Wide Web is said communication gadget.

Yet, the Web does not ring in harmony, celebrating your success.

Instead, it blares back at you, resoundingly declaring the end of everything good, celebrating impending Doomsday Scenarios, and generally perverting every aspect of what led you to here.

Whassupwidat?

Never fear!

Fadda Eart is here to save the day.

Welcome to

The Global Watercooler

Pick up as much as you can, and spread it around.


Anthropogenic Carbon Dioxide is Humanity's most enduring legacy.

Humans have been producing it since the first exhale.

Humans are part of Nature.

Therefore, Anthropogenic Carbon Dioxide exists as part of the Natural Course of Events, whether it comes from Human exhaust, or from a cloud of Man-Made Petro Chemical fumes.

The more Humans there are, the more Anthropogenic Carbon Dioxide commingles with Earth's atmosphere, infusing The Environment with a reminder of your presence.

You are an indelible part of Earth's Permanent Record.

You've succeeded in making quite a mark.

Anthropogenic Carbon Dioxide is you, for better or worse.

Give that idea a tumble through the ol' noggin.

The way you feel right now, after reading the above, is an excellent indicator of just how much concern and awareness you have regarding "The Climate Crisis".